I find you attractive and desirable. In an effort to get to know you better and explore
new opportunities, I propose we spend a romantic night together.
Any activities we engage in must be mutually agreed upon. I promise my intention
is to get to know you, with no harm intended, either physical or emotional.
Although some intimate powers of romantic persuasion are acceptable, I will never
attempt to force you to do anything you do not want to do. Our goal is to get to know
each other in as many ways as possible, (without dating) including but not limited to
adventurous, steaming hot, slippery "I can't take it anymore" marathon passionate sex.
This is a personal desire of mine. I want you. I agree to keep this experience between us.
It is strictly confidential. No one else needs to know. Friends, relatives, even strangers,
and especially our mothers will not find out, or ever need to know. We are not dating.
If in the event our adventure turns out to be a positive experience that you or I want to
repeat, I agree to limit the attempts to ask to see you again. Either one of us has the option
to ask the other again only once. If the second party says no, go away, I agree to never
bring up the subject again. In that event I further agree to uphold our one night contract and
keep the entire adventure completely confidential, and a one time thing.
It would be extremely rewarding for me to fulfill your every desire. I agree to put forth
every possible effort to please you. During our one night relationship, I promise I will
do my very best to fulfill your every desire, fantasy, want and need. Along with my own
passion and orgasmic sexual surprises, I will satisfy you in precisely the way you ask me to,
being as romantic as I can possibly be.
We agree to help each other clean up any messes including whipped cream & food stains.
I promise to keep my volume down, so we don't disturb the neighbors, or arouse suspicion.
We agree to leave quietly at our predetermined time without singing, skipping, or crying.
I agree not to leave any distinguishing marks on your body, including hickies.
Thank you very much for your consideration. I look forward to accepting your signature.
Your place? ____________or my place? ____________
Signed _____________________________________ Date______________
Signed _____________________________________ Date ______________
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Rare Sense please.
OK.....I read newspaper articles everyday. Why because articles in newspapers are the least biased form of the media that reaches the public. I like local and national news stories, I also like off beat news and interest pieces. Anywho, what I'm saying is if more people read the newspaper than blogs (ironic), gossip pages, and watching TV, COMMON SENSE WOULD BE MORE COMMON. Face it, no matter how book smart a person is, they are always 75% idiot when not in their comfort zone. Most people don't know how to analyze a thought before they spew ignorance on an unsuspecting audience.
Case in point today, I post on Facebook that I'm about to go get a Double Down sandwich from KFC. You never heard of a Double Down? hmmmmmm.
After I post this people start saying : Don't have a heart attack. I mean honestly, what kinda of ish is that to say to someone? That like you going to see a newborn and telling the parents, I hope your kid isn't as dumb as you. Or like you're about to have sex with someone and say, my ex has HIV.
So in order to for me to keep my sanity I have to rationalize. Everyone isn't as intelligent at you, so don't expect much out of people. I hate this is the case. Anyway for the idiots who think a sandwich with no bread will kill you lets go down the history of unhealthy sandwiches.
Starting with the Monster Burger from Hardees.
Two 1/4 lb patties, few slices of cheese, 6 bacon strips and mayonnaise. No one died from it.
and how about the classic Tripple Whopper
3 patties, onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, cheese, and whatever else Burger King will add.
now to the most unhealthiest burger of all times. The Luther
that's right this is a bacon cheeseburger in between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and people eat this ish!!!
So the moral of the story is you can be the most health conscious person on earth, however if you don't read the facts before you say something stupid. You are recognized as an public idiot. Please obtain Rare Sense. It's not for sale, but you can find it one day.
Case in point today, I post on Facebook that I'm about to go get a Double Down sandwich from KFC. You never heard of a Double Down? hmmmmmm.
After I post this people start saying : Don't have a heart attack. I mean honestly, what kinda of ish is that to say to someone? That like you going to see a newborn and telling the parents, I hope your kid isn't as dumb as you. Or like you're about to have sex with someone and say, my ex has HIV.
So in order to for me to keep my sanity I have to rationalize. Everyone isn't as intelligent at you, so don't expect much out of people. I hate this is the case. Anyway for the idiots who think a sandwich with no bread will kill you lets go down the history of unhealthy sandwiches.
Starting with the Monster Burger from Hardees.
Two 1/4 lb patties, few slices of cheese, 6 bacon strips and mayonnaise. No one died from it.
and how about the classic Tripple Whopper
3 patties, onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, cheese, and whatever else Burger King will add.
now to the most unhealthiest burger of all times. The Luther
that's right this is a bacon cheeseburger in between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and people eat this ish!!!
So the moral of the story is you can be the most health conscious person on earth, however if you don't read the facts before you say something stupid. You are recognized as an public idiot. Please obtain Rare Sense. It's not for sale, but you can find it one day.
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