Am I fed up with DC already or fed up with 1-D people....

You hear it all the time, the Federal Government is full of overpaid underachieving workers. I wouldn't necessarily agree with that statement, but in many cases you do run into people who wouldn't have a career, if their weren't shielded by the protection of the being a civil servant. In my position now which is a Program Analyst, I perform administrative functions, some project management, some program management, and a lot of ad-hoc items. My career background is in claims processing, nothing more, nothing less. Grant it I can leave the Federal Government and find a less paying job somewhere else, however not all people I work with can.

Some of my co-workers always ask me why am I working on a Ph.D? Why do I teach part time at a college? Why do I teach online classes? The answer is easy.....because I am not one dimensional. I have always been outside the norm. Even as a child, I always had my hand in something else. So naturally as an adult, I want to branch out and see what I'm really good at. Who knows?? I may not want to work for the Federal Government for the rest of my life.

Today I almost knocked one of my co-workers the **** out because of a smart comment he made. I usually let the comments slide because for the most part they are losers without the jobs they have. If you take away their job, they have nothing. No accolades, no great achievements, or really good life accomplishments. When I look at my resume, I think that I have a accomplished a lot to be in my early 30's. However, I know there is still more to come, because I am destined to be great. No BS.

I have been through a lot in my life. Most things that I have experienced would rattle a normal person. However my co-workers have no idea. Things I've done, they think I'm lying when I tell them, but I am very serious. I have no reason to lie to a nobody. It's one jerk who likes to play both sides of the fence, and I've been watching him, he likes to run back and forth and hype things up, but he's no threat. However, he talks to other people and tries to empower them, so they start running out the side of their neck as well.

Little do they know, I will break their face. No if, ands, or butts about it. I know violence is not the answer, but sometimes you have to check someone when they are out of line to let them know, hey this world is real, this is not your fantasy land.

I didn't come to DC to make friends with anyone nor will I kiss anyone's ass to please them.

With that being said, stay tuned tuned for more updates on these 1-D people.

So I get invited to a party on Facebook......read on..

This is the invite:

Miss Independent
Presents...
Sexy In The City, "Pink and Blue Affair"

When: Saturday, July
Where: , WDC
Cost: $25
Enjoy a private yacht experience, food, music by DJ ****, fun, and celebrating the life and times of **************** as she enters her 30s in STYLE!!

This is a ticketed event, no ticket, NO ENTRY, NO EXCEPTIONS!!

Ladies attire: Pink
Mens attire: Blue and White

NO EXCEPTIONS to the attire, your ticket will be refunded!
Tickets are sold on a first come first served basis...capacity is 110, so get your tickets TODAY!!!

*Blank Stare*

Before I respond....I Google, Pink Blue and White.....these are the top images




NOW TELL ME WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO A PINK AND BLUE PARTY?

Then she get mad at me for saying no. It's nothing personal.....It's tacky.

Full Plate

This is how I feel today. I gotta buckle down. LOL. Too much going on at one time.

Soooooooo my student says

You look really annoyed.

wonder why?

BECAUSE I AM!!!

FINISH THE EFFIN EASY @$$ TEST I JUST GAVE YOU SO I CAN GO HOME!!!

now back to class.

Uh.....Ratchets in the DMV!!

I tell people every day who ask me how is DC? I tell them working is OK. It's the people here that make this city undesirable and not livable for an extended period of time (over 4-5 years). Grant it DC can be good for networking. There are alot of jobs here that mean absolutely nothing and people make careers out of these jobs for 30+ years. Interesting to the least bit.

I do have a ratchet update!! So this ratchet invites me over to her crib after a short time. Like literally hours. She says she has people over so it will be all good. After she pesters me for a few hours, I say OK, I will stop by on my way to another engagement.

So I stop by and its this ratchet and her cousins. She meets me in the hall way and says she is on the way to a party as well. So her outfit is a tight pink dress showing cleavage and legs. I was like damn, what a way to dress when a guy is coming over your house. (Already labeled as ratchet.)

A conversation is started and the collective group of ratchets are amazingly opinionated. I feed them some BS to get them antsy. One thing I noticed that when you get people antsy they tend to show their true selves. So I took notes and planned how I would approach this ratchet.

Well what do you know, the ratchet texted me later on with small talk. I tell her that I'm now at the airport renting a car, so I can go to a graduation. She asks why? I say because it is not is DC. She was like but you have a car. (If this was TV, this would be when the picture starts to swivel and go to a flashback..see below.)

FLASHBACK: Logical people would assume that if someone was renting a car to go to an out of state function, that would mean either the place is far and they don't want to put miles on their car. Common sense right? NOPE!!

So me being the smart aleck that I am, I post it on Facebook, the moment the question is asked. I get a couple of responses and everyone agrees with me. So I'm still trying to write this ratchet off.

Today this ratchet sees the update and comments wow. Then she sends me a BlackBerry message and then deletes me off her BBM contacts. LOL. So I go back to check Facebook and she is gone. LOL. So I send her a message and she says this...
Well the status you put up on your page regarding a logic test was down right disrespecful. (the whole rent a car situation). Im not a person who deals with drama or disrespect. I am FAR from being retarded and you basically put that up after our discussion. Thus LOGIC would infer that it was about me. Whether your a nice person or your speak your mind has yet to be seen. You have shown me your blatant disregard for people i.e. specifically me. I DO NOT take kindly to that.

I respond and say....
well...if that's the way you interpreted it. and it was far from disrespectful. nevertheless, sensitivity...oh well.

So when did ratchets become so sensitive?

Oh well.....hope this made you smile cause clearly TBC.

Everything is attainable if you make an honest hard working attempt

Today my cousin graduated from dental school and I attended the graduation. Everytime I go to someone's graduation it makes me want to achieve more. Makes me want to go do something spectacular. Maybe its my ambition or competitive spirit. Maybe I'm just effin crazy. But one thing I won't ever be is last in the line. Basically people if you work hard at something, then anything is possible. Just do it.

One Night Stand Contract....hilarious

I find you attractive and desirable. In an effort to get to know you better and explore
new opportunities, I propose we spend a romantic night together.

Any activities we engage in must be mutually agreed upon. I promise my intention
is to get to know you, with no harm intended, either physical or emotional.
Although some intimate powers of romantic persuasion are acceptable, I will never
attempt to force you to do anything you do not want to do. Our goal is to get to know
each other in as many ways as possible, (without dating) including but not limited to
adventurous, steaming hot, slippery "I can't take it anymore" marathon passionate sex.

This is a personal desire of mine. I want you. I agree to keep this experience between us.
It is strictly confidential. No one else needs to know. Friends, relatives, even strangers,
and especially our mothers will not find out, or ever need to know. We are not dating.

If in the event our adventure turns out to be a positive experience that you or I want to
repeat, I agree to limit the attempts to ask to see you again. Either one of us has the option
to ask the other again only once. If the second party says no, go away, I agree to never
bring up the subject again. In that event I further agree to uphold our one night contract and
keep the entire adventure completely confidential, and a one time thing.

It would be extremely rewarding for me to fulfill your every desire. I agree to put forth
every possible effort to please you. During our one night relationship, I promise I will
do my very best to fulfill your every desire, fantasy, want and need. Along with my own
passion and orgasmic sexual surprises, I will satisfy you in precisely the way you ask me to,
being as romantic as I can possibly be.

We agree to help each other clean up any messes including whipped cream & food stains.
I promise to keep my volume down, so we don't disturb the neighbors, or arouse suspicion.

We agree to leave quietly at our predetermined time without singing, skipping, or crying.
I agree not to leave any distinguishing marks on your body, including hickies.
Thank you very much for your consideration. I look forward to accepting your signature.


Your place? ____________or my place? ____________


Signed _____________________________________ Date______________



Signed _____________________________________ Date ______________

Rare Sense please.

OK.....I read newspaper articles everyday. Why because articles in newspapers are the least biased form of the media that reaches the public. I like local and national news stories, I also like off beat news and interest pieces. Anywho, what I'm saying is if more people read the newspaper than blogs (ironic), gossip pages, and watching TV, COMMON SENSE WOULD BE MORE COMMON. Face it, no matter how book smart a person is, they are always 75% idiot when not in their comfort zone. Most people don't know how to analyze a thought before they spew ignorance on an unsuspecting audience.

Case in point today, I post on Facebook that I'm about to go get a Double Down sandwich from KFC. You never heard of a Double Down? hmmmmmm.



After I post this people start saying : Don't have a heart attack. I mean honestly, what kinda of ish is that to say to someone? That like you going to see a newborn and telling the parents, I hope your kid isn't as dumb as you. Or like you're about to have sex with someone and say, my ex has HIV.

So in order to for me to keep my sanity I have to rationalize. Everyone isn't as intelligent at you, so don't expect much out of people. I hate this is the case. Anyway for the idiots who think a sandwich with no bread will kill you lets go down the history of unhealthy sandwiches.

Starting with the Monster Burger from Hardees.

Two 1/4 lb patties, few slices of cheese, 6 bacon strips and mayonnaise. No one died from it.

and how about the classic Tripple Whopper

3 patties, onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, cheese, and whatever else Burger King will add.

now to the most unhealthiest burger of all times. The Luther

that's right this is a bacon cheeseburger in between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and people eat this ish!!!

So the moral of the story is you can be the most health conscious person on earth, however if you don't read the facts before you say something stupid. You are recognized as an public idiot. Please obtain Rare Sense. It's not for sale, but you can find it one day.

Fact Check, Sorry had to bust your bubble in front of your Facebook friends, but apparently they don't know you BS them.

First of all, sorry I haven't wrote a blog in a while. Haven't been that busy, just been lazy. Even though I have millions of thoughts in my head at any given time. Just haven't took the time out to write to my peoples.

OK, so where do I begin. Living in DC now I have to endure all kinds of people, all kinds of diversity. In ATL, people adapt to the city and eventually they HAVE to fit in. In DC you don't have to fit in, you can do whatever you want to do and hope someone will accept you. Either way it goes, its just that many people so you can find a new group of associates every week if you like.

Being intertwined with these people I have to listen to some of the craziest conversations I have heard in my life. You know how it is when you hear FOX News, or listen to talk radio, or read comments from newspapers on the web. These people really live amongst us. It's actually kind of scary. A lot of these people work with me and you will never know it until they get into a conversation with you or you over hear a third party conversation when you are out with them.

Today, one of my co-workers who is always posting something on his Facebook page, I guess to appeal to his "other" friends. He made a statement about Cash4Gold and Hammer. I saw it responded, then he tried to get into a heated debate over it. This is not new, this happens at work all the time and he always loses. Why? Because he doesn't know the facts. When you make a statement which is easily verifiable, check the facts before you put it out to the world. It will make you look more intelligent trust me.

I informed this guy on what Hammer can make on this deal. He gets mad. So I break down the numbers Cash4Gold made $30 Mil in 2007 and $90 Mil in 2008, so why can't they pay Hammer over a million dollars in 3 years. Keep in mind he makes appearances and commercials.

So I'm thinking its over, then my BlackBerry goes off and it's this @$$ clown again apologizing to his "other" friends saying it's out of his character. In true Facebook coward fashion, he blocks me because I can't see the post anymore, which is even funnier.

Now what kind of dude gets emotional over a fact check? I won't even spare details on other events, but just know that I and others know the real deal. I guess since it's 2010 people can't keep it 100 at all times. Anyone who knows me personally probably can verify that I'm consistent. Nevertheless, I digress, and I feel better after I blogged. Some people will never learn.

How do you handle people who talk out the side of their neck, then run for the hills when times get tough?

BLIZZARD 2010 two of them and the aftermath

So the party is over 10 days off of work because of the snow. I don't know how I'm gonna adapt upon my arrival. Good feeling and bad feeling, just need to get back on track and not have a meltdown. After all going to work is good, staying at home doing nothing is bad. Oh well....will have a report once I'm off. Sure there will be alot on my mind. Blogging helps me keep my mind clear.

Red needs a bikini wax. LMAO.

I used to be a Fraggle Rock fan until I noticed Red always had her bush out. LMAO. She needs a bikini wax ASAP.