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The Most Boring Date Ever...

You know I know why so many black women are single.  Attention to detail.  So I went out with this young lady with no personality what so ever.  She was all agressive to go out...I told her to meet me one place and let me go inside because I didn't want her to waste her time if it wasn't good inside.  She beats me to the place...and is there with a frown on her face because she was getting harassed by some guy.  I was like I told you to stay home until I gave you the OK.  Anyway we ended up leaving that place and she wanted to go the museum to see the damn Titantic exhibit.  WHY WOULD YOU CARE ABOUT THE TITANTIC?  IT SANK??? EVERYONE KNOWS THE STORY!! BIG PIECE OF ICE VS. BIG PIECE OF SHIP.  ICE WIN ICE WIN ICE WIN ICE WIN!!!

Nevertheless we are in the museum and it is indeed boring.  I'm walking around like a chicken with the head cut off and this broad is reading every damn sign in the museum.  I'm like....you know what happened to the boat.  Let's hurry this up and go somewhere else.  So I'm at the end of the exhibit....and she has the never to sit down and watch the movie.  Now....all throughout this 25 minute movie she didn't think to ask herself, where did I go?  So I'm out in the lobby cracking jokes with the rest of the men who are ready to go.  She finally pops back out and says "I hope you aren't bored".  I replied back "I hope you weren't stupid, but I see that's not the case."

We end up at the grocery store and the only reason I went was because I can find out so much about people at the grocery store by what they buy.  She bought some cherries, olives, 6 eggs, bananas, and some pasta.  Yeah....I know.....WTF?  Needless to say....we won't be going out again...and I'm not going over to eat.   Goodness Gracious.

C.C. (See see what you didn't tell me was)

So I'm in my office today talking to one of my employees and my BlackBerry kept ringing and I was wondering who it was who kept calling me.  Finally I call the number back and it's someone named C.C. Now C.C. says she knows a mutual friend in ATL and they informed her to hit me up when they got to DC.  I was like cool, I can meet you today for a few.  C.C. had a cute voice...so I said what the hell, let's meet up for  a few.  I called up the mutual friend to get the skinny (and I use that loosely) on C.C.  She informs me that her and C.C. were in a leadership class and I asked how does she look? What store does she shop at? Does she shop at Ashley Stewart or Macy's?  My friend was like she's bigger than me...but she's tall and brownskinned, but she's cool and has a good sense of humor.  I hit up C.C. when I got to her building and waited on her to come out.  She finally came out and at that exact moment I knew how Jack felt when he saw the full grown beanstalk...

So um.....yeah um....yeah um....she was indeed bigger than our mutual friend.  And her face wasn't right.  I have nothing against big women, but when that face ain't right, neither is my time.  So I'm sitting there trying to figure out why her voice doesn't match the rest of her body.  It's like she may work out to make herself sound skinny and not for exercise.  Long story short....that will be the last she hears of me. 

Then she had the nerve to ask me how many kids I got...I told her I was sterile.  TFILL?

Hmmmm......She's not busy....She's probably dating 20 people

I was talking to my homeboy last night and he told me that he really liked this chick. He was going on and on about her about how great she was, how she came from a good family, and he thought she could be a potential. So I asked some more questions about her and he told me that sometimes its hard to get her time because of the kind of work she does. I inquired more about what she does and I thought to myself.......she doesn't work that hard, and can't be that busy. I guess the way she describes her work to him, it sounds like what she does is awfully difficult, but common sense should have told him she is hiding something.

Grant it...it is possible for a woman to work extremely hard, but I know something from my office....if a woman wants to go home she finds a way. Especially in high stress job, women will get a way from the office by any means necessary. With that being said I had to break something down to him that probably broke his heart, but oh well it had to be done.

You see when you meet a woman who is 28 or up and they are not married, they are at a hard place in their life. Their friends are either married or unmarried with kids and they are missing a void in their lives. It's not odd for a woman to date up to 10 guys at once. Grant it, if she is single she has all the rights to do that.....but if she ever gets into a relationship with a guy and has to cut off the other 9 guys she was dating....it will be a major problem. Simply because the woman basically has been fishing for all the wrong reasons.

With men......there is a motive behind going out with a lot of chicks. It revolves around 3 reasons......well....1 reason....if you don't know that reason, then refer to Men 101 and drink 2 cups of bleach and call me in the morning.

I advised my homeboy.....wait your turn or do something trifling to eliminate all the other guys. However, if he does eliminate the other guys....he will have to suffer the consequences if she falls for him.

Nevertheless......if a woman tells you she's busy, tell her stop lying, there is no such thing as busy if you really are interested in someone. Believe that. Don't stress over it....go sleep with her friends.

Holloway Out.

Am I fed up with DC already or fed up with 1-D people....

You hear it all the time, the Federal Government is full of overpaid underachieving workers. I wouldn't necessarily agree with that statement, but in many cases you do run into people who wouldn't have a career, if their weren't shielded by the protection of the being a civil servant. In my position now which is a Program Analyst, I perform administrative functions, some project management, some program management, and a lot of ad-hoc items. My career background is in claims processing, nothing more, nothing less. Grant it I can leave the Federal Government and find a less paying job somewhere else, however not all people I work with can.

Some of my co-workers always ask me why am I working on a Ph.D? Why do I teach part time at a college? Why do I teach online classes? The answer is easy.....because I am not one dimensional. I have always been outside the norm. Even as a child, I always had my hand in something else. So naturally as an adult, I want to branch out and see what I'm really good at. Who knows?? I may not want to work for the Federal Government for the rest of my life.

Today I almost knocked one of my co-workers the **** out because of a smart comment he made. I usually let the comments slide because for the most part they are losers without the jobs they have. If you take away their job, they have nothing. No accolades, no great achievements, or really good life accomplishments. When I look at my resume, I think that I have a accomplished a lot to be in my early 30's. However, I know there is still more to come, because I am destined to be great. No BS.

I have been through a lot in my life. Most things that I have experienced would rattle a normal person. However my co-workers have no idea. Things I've done, they think I'm lying when I tell them, but I am very serious. I have no reason to lie to a nobody. It's one jerk who likes to play both sides of the fence, and I've been watching him, he likes to run back and forth and hype things up, but he's no threat. However, he talks to other people and tries to empower them, so they start running out the side of their neck as well.

Little do they know, I will break their face. No if, ands, or butts about it. I know violence is not the answer, but sometimes you have to check someone when they are out of line to let them know, hey this world is real, this is not your fantasy land.

I didn't come to DC to make friends with anyone nor will I kiss anyone's ass to please them.

With that being said, stay tuned tuned for more updates on these 1-D people.

So I get invited to a party on Facebook......read on..

This is the invite:

Miss Independent
Presents...
Sexy In The City, "Pink and Blue Affair"

When: Saturday, July
Where: , WDC
Cost: $25
Enjoy a private yacht experience, food, music by DJ ****, fun, and celebrating the life and times of **************** as she enters her 30s in STYLE!!

This is a ticketed event, no ticket, NO ENTRY, NO EXCEPTIONS!!

Ladies attire: Pink
Mens attire: Blue and White

NO EXCEPTIONS to the attire, your ticket will be refunded!
Tickets are sold on a first come first served basis...capacity is 110, so get your tickets TODAY!!!

*Blank Stare*

Before I respond....I Google, Pink Blue and White.....these are the top images




NOW TELL ME WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO A PINK AND BLUE PARTY?

Then she get mad at me for saying no. It's nothing personal.....It's tacky.

Full Plate

This is how I feel today. I gotta buckle down. LOL. Too much going on at one time.