So I get invited to a party on Facebook......read on..

This is the invite:

Miss Independent
Presents...
Sexy In The City, "Pink and Blue Affair"

When: Saturday, July
Where: , WDC
Cost: $25
Enjoy a private yacht experience, food, music by DJ ****, fun, and celebrating the life and times of **************** as she enters her 30s in STYLE!!

This is a ticketed event, no ticket, NO ENTRY, NO EXCEPTIONS!!

Ladies attire: Pink
Mens attire: Blue and White

NO EXCEPTIONS to the attire, your ticket will be refunded!
Tickets are sold on a first come first served basis...capacity is 110, so get your tickets TODAY!!!

*Blank Stare*

Before I respond....I Google, Pink Blue and White.....these are the top images




NOW TELL ME WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO A PINK AND BLUE PARTY?

Then she get mad at me for saying no. It's nothing personal.....It's tacky.

Full Plate

This is how I feel today. I gotta buckle down. LOL. Too much going on at one time.

Soooooooo my student says

You look really annoyed.

wonder why?

BECAUSE I AM!!!

FINISH THE EFFIN EASY @$$ TEST I JUST GAVE YOU SO I CAN GO HOME!!!

now back to class.

Uh.....Ratchets in the DMV!!

I tell people every day who ask me how is DC? I tell them working is OK. It's the people here that make this city undesirable and not livable for an extended period of time (over 4-5 years). Grant it DC can be good for networking. There are alot of jobs here that mean absolutely nothing and people make careers out of these jobs for 30+ years. Interesting to the least bit.

I do have a ratchet update!! So this ratchet invites me over to her crib after a short time. Like literally hours. She says she has people over so it will be all good. After she pesters me for a few hours, I say OK, I will stop by on my way to another engagement.

So I stop by and its this ratchet and her cousins. She meets me in the hall way and says she is on the way to a party as well. So her outfit is a tight pink dress showing cleavage and legs. I was like damn, what a way to dress when a guy is coming over your house. (Already labeled as ratchet.)

A conversation is started and the collective group of ratchets are amazingly opinionated. I feed them some BS to get them antsy. One thing I noticed that when you get people antsy they tend to show their true selves. So I took notes and planned how I would approach this ratchet.

Well what do you know, the ratchet texted me later on with small talk. I tell her that I'm now at the airport renting a car, so I can go to a graduation. She asks why? I say because it is not is DC. She was like but you have a car. (If this was TV, this would be when the picture starts to swivel and go to a flashback..see below.)

FLASHBACK: Logical people would assume that if someone was renting a car to go to an out of state function, that would mean either the place is far and they don't want to put miles on their car. Common sense right? NOPE!!

So me being the smart aleck that I am, I post it on Facebook, the moment the question is asked. I get a couple of responses and everyone agrees with me. So I'm still trying to write this ratchet off.

Today this ratchet sees the update and comments wow. Then she sends me a BlackBerry message and then deletes me off her BBM contacts. LOL. So I go back to check Facebook and she is gone. LOL. So I send her a message and she says this...
Well the status you put up on your page regarding a logic test was down right disrespecful. (the whole rent a car situation). Im not a person who deals with drama or disrespect. I am FAR from being retarded and you basically put that up after our discussion. Thus LOGIC would infer that it was about me. Whether your a nice person or your speak your mind has yet to be seen. You have shown me your blatant disregard for people i.e. specifically me. I DO NOT take kindly to that.

I respond and say....
well...if that's the way you interpreted it. and it was far from disrespectful. nevertheless, sensitivity...oh well.

So when did ratchets become so sensitive?

Oh well.....hope this made you smile cause clearly TBC.

Everything is attainable if you make an honest hard working attempt

Today my cousin graduated from dental school and I attended the graduation. Everytime I go to someone's graduation it makes me want to achieve more. Makes me want to go do something spectacular. Maybe its my ambition or competitive spirit. Maybe I'm just effin crazy. But one thing I won't ever be is last in the line. Basically people if you work hard at something, then anything is possible. Just do it.

One Night Stand Contract....hilarious

I find you attractive and desirable. In an effort to get to know you better and explore
new opportunities, I propose we spend a romantic night together.

Any activities we engage in must be mutually agreed upon. I promise my intention
is to get to know you, with no harm intended, either physical or emotional.
Although some intimate powers of romantic persuasion are acceptable, I will never
attempt to force you to do anything you do not want to do. Our goal is to get to know
each other in as many ways as possible, (without dating) including but not limited to
adventurous, steaming hot, slippery "I can't take it anymore" marathon passionate sex.

This is a personal desire of mine. I want you. I agree to keep this experience between us.
It is strictly confidential. No one else needs to know. Friends, relatives, even strangers,
and especially our mothers will not find out, or ever need to know. We are not dating.

If in the event our adventure turns out to be a positive experience that you or I want to
repeat, I agree to limit the attempts to ask to see you again. Either one of us has the option
to ask the other again only once. If the second party says no, go away, I agree to never
bring up the subject again. In that event I further agree to uphold our one night contract and
keep the entire adventure completely confidential, and a one time thing.

It would be extremely rewarding for me to fulfill your every desire. I agree to put forth
every possible effort to please you. During our one night relationship, I promise I will
do my very best to fulfill your every desire, fantasy, want and need. Along with my own
passion and orgasmic sexual surprises, I will satisfy you in precisely the way you ask me to,
being as romantic as I can possibly be.

We agree to help each other clean up any messes including whipped cream & food stains.
I promise to keep my volume down, so we don't disturb the neighbors, or arouse suspicion.

We agree to leave quietly at our predetermined time without singing, skipping, or crying.
I agree not to leave any distinguishing marks on your body, including hickies.
Thank you very much for your consideration. I look forward to accepting your signature.


Your place? ____________or my place? ____________


Signed _____________________________________ Date______________



Signed _____________________________________ Date ______________

Rare Sense please.

OK.....I read newspaper articles everyday. Why because articles in newspapers are the least biased form of the media that reaches the public. I like local and national news stories, I also like off beat news and interest pieces. Anywho, what I'm saying is if more people read the newspaper than blogs (ironic), gossip pages, and watching TV, COMMON SENSE WOULD BE MORE COMMON. Face it, no matter how book smart a person is, they are always 75% idiot when not in their comfort zone. Most people don't know how to analyze a thought before they spew ignorance on an unsuspecting audience.

Case in point today, I post on Facebook that I'm about to go get a Double Down sandwich from KFC. You never heard of a Double Down? hmmmmmm.



After I post this people start saying : Don't have a heart attack. I mean honestly, what kinda of ish is that to say to someone? That like you going to see a newborn and telling the parents, I hope your kid isn't as dumb as you. Or like you're about to have sex with someone and say, my ex has HIV.

So in order to for me to keep my sanity I have to rationalize. Everyone isn't as intelligent at you, so don't expect much out of people. I hate this is the case. Anyway for the idiots who think a sandwich with no bread will kill you lets go down the history of unhealthy sandwiches.

Starting with the Monster Burger from Hardees.

Two 1/4 lb patties, few slices of cheese, 6 bacon strips and mayonnaise. No one died from it.

and how about the classic Tripple Whopper

3 patties, onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, cheese, and whatever else Burger King will add.

now to the most unhealthiest burger of all times. The Luther

that's right this is a bacon cheeseburger in between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and people eat this ish!!!

So the moral of the story is you can be the most health conscious person on earth, however if you don't read the facts before you say something stupid. You are recognized as an public idiot. Please obtain Rare Sense. It's not for sale, but you can find it one day.