Step out on your own

Recently I located from Atlanta to Washington, DC. I didn't want to do it, I had to do it. I felt like I was in a dead end in my position and I was at the career ceiling where I would have to wait for someone to leave or die. I figured it would work out for the better. After all I was in a leadership program which groomed future leaders in my agency. The program was coming to an end, so I started applying for jobs. I got the first one I applied for. (GO FIGURE) So two months later, I was out.

What made me do it? The hell if I knew. I just knew that it was something that was necessary for my career path. Sometimes you have to leave out of your comfort zone to experience new things. You have to believe in your decisions and make it work for you. If it doesn't work, you know inside your head that you can always come back home. However, if you do that....you might have that what if? What ifs are not good. They make you wonder.

Nevertheless, step out on your on, take a risk. It might change your life.

Halloween Costumes LMAO!!!

Oh my!! Saudi suicide bomber hid IED in his anal cavity

Off the hizzle fa shizzle!!

Time to see the good Dr.

Yo!! If your face look like this. You need to use your health insurance to clear that up. Better yet here are some remedies





AND IT WORKS!!

Why can't you dress like Michelle Obama?

So I work in a building with various government agencies. Some VERY major in this countries affairs. Hell you see alot working two blocks from the White House. Sometimes on lunch break I walk down the street and just observe how women dress. Some conservative, some scantily clad, and some just take that risk and wear something totally inappropriate. Why can't more women dress like Michelle Obama? I mean at work, at the club, just whenever they go out. She is a well dressed woman and I wish I could meet a woman who would dress conservative like this. It gets your much further and it might even get you a doughnut.

Quote of the Day

What if Snow White was promiscuous?

So I see this women on the Metro, then I

So I'm riding home on the Metro today and I sit down across from this pretty woman who has a dot on her head. So I am assuming it is due to her religion. She has on regular clothes and is dressed nice. Toes out with polish. I can't really check her out how I want to because she is sitting down. So we go about 4 of 5 stops and she smiles at me, I don't smile back because I play like I don't see her. LOL. The next stop is her stop, so she gets up, and I see that she was blessed from the heavens above. I took my earphones off to speak, but when she got close this smell took over. I almost threw up out of my nose. Now riddle me this.......why even get dressed up nice if you stink? Grant it she could be from another country but there is no excuse, this is America the home of the soap and water. Please use it daily and wisely. She ruined my train experience for the day. Bye skunk!!

Times when you know you have to move fast

When you go in the restroom at work and you see three people grab toilet covers and enter separate stalls.

If you are confused.........

"If you are confused, take notes, shut up and listen."
-fed up employee

Good Song...to get you up in the morning. NLT "That Girl"

Is Dig Em a Thug?

Ok......so the sad woman saga goes on....

Alot of times on Facebook women put up status messages that talk about relationships. Sometimes they are good, other times, it is just revealing bipolar behavior that stems from the failed ability to sustain a relationship with a man who doesn't want them in the first place. Today I saw one saying that the new school man isn't making the cut, so they want someone old school.

I'm assuming this means she wants a guy with old fashioned values. One who will open the door for her and throw his jacket down in a puddle. You know.....the one that doesn't exist. OK maybe some do exist, but I'm playing devil's advocate.

I tell women all the time, that men have to tolerate you for you to stay around. If you get on a man's nerves he will do things to make you go away.

To get to what I'm saying is basically, before you get upset because your love life isn't going as planned. Or you are over 25 and not married. Take a look at yourself. What are you bringing to the table? Are you financially stable? Are you entry level or do you have an established career? Do you present yourself as a mature woman? Do you have a good sense of humor? Anyway, hopefully, one day you will get it together.

WOW. Natural Gas Leak.....in DC area

So this was in May........and it almost happened again today. This is crazy. This is going to be a lawsuit because an explosion can happen again that can take out multiple stores.

All You Can Eat Seats.....Detroit Lions!!

You're an idiot. Part 1 of Mini series.

Have you ever been chatting with someone and they just keep saying dumb ish that pisses you off? This happens to me often when I'm talking to people about the simplest topics. Like I don't understand, why don't people realize when they are wrong. What's so hard about accepting the truth? Do you really think you are that important? NEWSFLASH!! You're not. You're mediocre and you are getting on my nerves. You guys think I should copy the IM and post it?

It's Not The Same

LMAO. That Teddy. This is too much.

Comfortable

So I had a friend stay the night the other day and I probably won’t let them stay over again. I mean have you ever had someone of the opposite sex stay the night at your house and just get entirely too comfortable. Keep in mind…..NOTHING HAPPENED. No sex, no kissing, no nothing.

So I wake up and she tells me “I got some of your juice.” I was thinking to myself WTF? So she continued to talk about how she got thirsty in the middle of the night.

TIME SLOWS DOWN IN MY HEAD INTO A FLASHBACK.

As I recall when I stayed the night over a female’s house and I got thirsty in the middle of the night. I do not take the liberty to go into their kitchen and look around for drinks. I would just go to the bathroom cup my hands under the sink and drink a few sips and go back to sleep.

Then she starts going on about what kinda pie I got in the fridge. I’m like I don’t have no effin pie in the refrigerator. So at this point, I am utterly disgusted because this ratchet has violated my personal space and I really want to kick her out. I didn’t I said let me go back to sleep.

Wake up an hour or so later and she gets up and goes into the bathroom. OK, fine. I am trying my best not to listen, but I am going down the list of things you can do in someone else’s bathroom if you are spending the night.

1. Piss

2. #2

3. Possibly Bathe if you are offered a towel

4. Wash your hands

This is what I came up with. I noticed that the sink is running for an extended period of time. I’m like wondering what she is doing. So she finally comes out and she sits on the bed. I noticed that she smells all minty and fresh (Keep in mind I don’t have mint mouthwash). My thought at that exact moment was I know she didn’t use my tooth brush. So I storm into the bathroom and check my tooth brush. Thank goodness, it was dry because she would have left looking like Rihanna. (No, I don’t condone domestic violence)

Now, I’m trying to figure out what she has used in the bathroom. First of all everything on the counter top is out of place. There is water on the counter like a 5 year old was using the sink. WTF? So I rearrange things, then I take a shower and I dry off and I go look at the other set of towels and I find my spare wash cloth damp hidden under the hand towel. At this point, I’m livid. So I gather all towels and put them in the washing machine, and she knows I found the wet wash cloth and is pretty embarrassed because you didn’t say a word till she left.

Answer me this good people? Am I wrong for thinking it is inappropriate for going into someone’s refrigerator to get a drink without asking. I don’t care if they are sleep or not. Is it wrong for someone to use items in your bathroom without asking? Is that not rude? Maybe it’s just me or maybe it’s just a lack of home training. Oh well………if anyone does this to me……just expect to be defriended or used for whatever you are good for.

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New Big Boi Feat. Too $hort and George Clinton

BLOG TIME!!

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